Why Terms and Conditions
I seriously don’t even know what to write here.
Lawyers say we should have a terms of service page.
“All the big companies have one. They protect you from frivolous lawsuits. Unless of course someone sues you anyways, just because they want to. Which is actually the definition of a frivolous lawsuit. But if that happens, just hire us at $500 per hour and we’ll take our sweet time handling it. Shouldn’t cost more than $50,000 tops.”
Um yea, lawyers. That’s why we’re here.
Ok, so let’s have at that Terms of Service stuff.
The “Common Sense” Description of our Terms of Service
The information on this website is not intended as medical advice. Always check with your doctor before doing anything that could adversely affect your health.
The information on this site is for informational purposes only. That’s what makes it information. It’s not medical advice. Always check with your doctor for medical advice. They’re a doctor. They went to medical school. And just to be clear, that’s a lot more than “they read a couple of articles the other day”.
Seriously, don’t do anything stupid.
If you think you may have a serious medical condition, don’t just strap on some compression socks and forget about it. Get yourself to the hospital!
Or if it’s less urgent, at least schedule an appointment with your family doctor to get checked out.
We want to keep you healthy. That’s the whole point of this site. So help us help you (god that sounds corny) and don’t do anything stupid.
Terms and Conditions
Be sure to read these Terms and Conditions before using the ComproGear.com website or using ComproGear products.
By using the service (aka this website) or these products (aka the products we sell) you accept these terms. These terms apply to all visitors, users, employees, and anyone who accesses this service.
We link out to other web sites. We have no control over those other websites. We assume no responsibility for the privacy policies, content, or practices of these websites or services. You acknowledge and agree that ComproGear, it’s owners and partners, and anyone related to ComproGear, shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused – or allegedly caused – by using this service or these products, or by using websites linked out to by ComproGear.com.
These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
We take no responsibility for your health. Please do that yourself. If in doubt, talk to your doctor.
We reserve the right to change, modify, replace, or update these terms of any time.
If you have any questions about these terms, please contact us at <firstname.lastname@example.org> or on the Contact Us page.