Last Updated June 24, 2022
Looking to host the perfect Bachelorette Party or Bridal Shower? Maybe your Best Friend’s Birthday?
Or maybe you just want to spice up a night out in the city with your friends.
It’s easy to remember to plan for the games, decorations, and the stripper.
But don’t overlook the small stuff!
Need to shop for a bachelorette party, bridal shower, or wedding shower?
Penis straws can make for the perfect addition to your perfect night. It gives that added touch that really makes a difference. Whether it’s to use as party favors, as decoration on a table, or to spruce up those cocktails you plan to make, penis straws are always a hit.
Heck, they can even be used as a fun gag gift for someone. (“Bachelor party get ready, you’re getting our leftover straws.”)
What are Penis Straws?
Also known as “Dick Straws” or “Pecker Straws,” penis straws are straws shaped like a penis. The penis shape is usually on the end of the straw where you drink. These tend to look more realistic, but still easy to drink from like a normal straw.
Other times the straw is more traditional tube like, but curled around and swirled into the shape of penis. However, the penis shape is more cartoon-ish. They are also very difficult to clean, so re-using them is usually out of the question. (drinking out of a straw with mold is no bueno)
Where to Buy Penis Straws?
Time to go shopping!
Understandably, you might not want to draw attention to yourself by walking into the local party supply store. Checkout with a bag of bachelorette party straws shaped like a penis can get a bit embarrassing.
Luckily, you can go shopping for these hilarious party straws online from the privacy of your own home!
And you’re not alone. You’d be surprised to discover how many penis straws are sold in this country every year.
In fact, since you’re already plugged in, the search is over ➡️ click here to buy a set now!
What to Look for in Penis Straws
Congratulations on hosting a bachelorette party or bridal shower (or just playing hilarious pranks on people).
First you’ll want to decide what type of straw you want.
What shape or design is best for you?
Maybe you’ll want the classic straw that causes people to do a double take. Maybe you want the cartoon-y, silly straw that isn’t as realistic.
Other things to consider:
- The size of the straw – Size definitely matters in this case. Too big or too small can cause a straw to fall out of a glass too easily or drop right into a drink.
- How easy it is to drink from – Any straw that makes you work too hard to get your drink into your mouth isn’t worth using. Even if it’s for fun.
- Can it be cleaned – Are you going to reuse it? Or maybe it dropped on the ground and you don’t want to throw it away just yet.
- What’s it made out of – Is it made from materials that are non-toxic and free of BPA and phthalates? What about certain allergies? Remember to always be on the safe side.
- Number of straws – How many comes in a pack? You don’t want to have to buy each individual straw for everyone that is coming. And it’s important to have extras in case someone else joins you or a straw gets ruined.
- Color – For parties, especially Bachelorette Parties, bling is everything. So you might want to consider if your penis straws are eye-catching. Color helps with that. There are a huge collection of colors available, even some bright neon colors that really pop.
- Price – Let’s be real, we all love a sale. You don’t want to break the bank for mostly disposable items that are likely only going to be used once. Straws, be it penis straws or not, are just that. But you also don’t want to go too cheap because they might not be durable to make it through the night. That would be a waste of money completely. Try to find the most durable for the least amount.
- Does the set come with other things – Along the lines of cost, a lot of penis straw sets come with additional items, making not only it easier on you, but cost effective too. It could be something like holographic penis confetti or edible sprinkles. Sometimes it’s lipstick, a pin for the bride, or some cowgirl hats. Just make sure that you aren’t being ripped off. The price shouldn’t change too much when things are bundled together.
- Make sure they ship fast. Any product you buy needs fast shipping to arrive in time for the party. Add to cart sooner rather than later.
Uses For Penis Straws
Have the urge to buy penis straws, but don’t know when to use them?
Or maybe you have some penis straws left over and don’t want to throw them out?
Here’s a list of all the parties, events or times you can use penis straws:
- Bachelorette Party
- Bachelor Party
- Wedding Shower
- Bridal Shower
- Birthday Parties
- Gag Gift
- Hand Out as a Bachelorette Party Favor
- Add as Part of Gift Wrapping
- Pin it to Hats, Dresses, Shirts, Jewelry, or Hair Dos
- Make into a Necklace for Birthday Girl, Boy, Bride, or Groom
- Use as Decoration for Parties
- Or When You’re Just Watching TV
Drinks to Use Penis Straws With
Most Popular Cocktail Recipe – Cosmopolitan
What You’ll Need:
- 2 ounces Vodka
- 1 ounce Cointreau
- 1/2 ounce Cranberry Juice Cocktail
- 1/2 ounce Fresh Sour Mix
- Garnish: Lime Wedge and Penis Straw
- Add the Vodka, Cointreau, Fresh Sour Mix, and Cranberry Juice Cocktail into a shaker with ice.
- Shake until well-chilled.
- Strain into a cocktail glass.
- Garnish with a lime wedge and a penis straw.
2. Piña Coladas
Best Recipe – Piña Colada
What You’ll Need:
- Freezer Storage Bags
- 1/2 Fresh Pineapple, Cut into 1 1/2 inch Pieces
- 6 ounces Sweetened Cream of Coconut, Shakened
- 2 ounces Unsweetened Coconut Milk, Shakened
- 8 ounces White Rum
- 2 tablespoons Fresh Lime Juice
- 2 or 3 ounces Dark Rum (optional)
- 3 cups Ice
- Garnish: Maraschino Cherries, Lime Wedge, and a Penis Straw
- Place pineapple pieces, lying flat, in freezer storage bag. Freeze until solid. (At least 3 hours.)
- Add pineapple, cream of coconut, coconut milk, white rum, lime juice, and ice into a blender. Blend until smooth.
- Put the blended drink into the freezer for about 25-35 minutes until the mixture has thickened. It should have a milkshake consistency. This step is only if you subscribe to the idea of waiting for your drink. Many people skip this and just drink it immediately.
- Blend again until mixture is the perfect slushy. After pouring, you can top it off with about 1/2 oz of dark rum. Garnish with a cherry, lime wedge, and a penis straw.
Most Popular Daiquiri Recipe – The Classic Daiquiri
What You’ll Need:
- Ice Cubes
- 1 1/2 ounces Rum
- 3/4 ounce Lime Juice, Freshly Squeezed
- 3/4 ounce Simple Syrup
- Garnish: Lime Wedge and a Penis Straw
- Add Rum, Lime Juice, and Syrup into cocktail shaker with ice cubes.
- Shake well.
- Strain into a chilled glass.
- Garnish with Lime Wedge and a Penis Straw.
4. Party Punch
(The people hitting the party punch are the real fun ones, exactly the ones most likely to use those penis straws)
Best Recipe – Party Punch
What You’ll Need:
- Punch Bowl and Ladle
Hilarious Dick Straws – Party Punch is a “drink up” kinda thing!
- 1 bottle Cherry Whiskey
- 1 1/2 cups Strawberry Liqueur
- 3/4 cup Passion Fruit Juice
- 1 bottle Champagne
- Garnish: Sliced Lemon, Strawberries, and a Penis Straw
- Pour Cherry Whiskey, Strawberry Liqueur, and Passion Fruit into a punch bowl with lots of ice.
- Ladle the mixture into glasses and top off with Champagne.
- Garnish each glass with a strawberry or sliced lemon and a penis straw.
If you’re hosting a bachelorette party, wedding shower, or bridal shower, try and keep your boozy friend (you know who they are) from drinking too much party punch and making you hold their hair later while they’re throwing up. Bachelorettes love this recipe and usually keep coming back for more.
5. Margaritas (Margaritas are not served with straws)
Most Popular Handmade Margarita Recipe – The Original Margarita
What You’ll Need:
- 1 3/4 ounces Tequila
- 1 ounce Lime Juice
- 3/4 ounce Triple Sec
- Garnish: Lime and a Penis Straw
- Add Tequila, Lime Juice, and Triple Sec into a cocktail shaker with ice.
- Shake well.
- Strain into salt rimmed glasses over fresh ice.
- Garnish with lime wedge and a penis straw.
6. Mixed Drinks
Most Popular Handmade Mixed Drink Recipe – The Mojito
What You’ll Need:
- Sturdy Glass
- 10 Fresh Mint Leaves
- 1 1/2 ounces White Rum
- 1 Lime, Cut into 3 Wedges
- 2 tablespoons White Sugar
- 1/2 cup Sparkling Water
- 1 cup Ice Cubes
- Garnish: Penis Straws
- Place the mint and one wedge of lime at the bottom of a sturdy glass and use a muddler to press it until you release the fragrant oils.
- Add the other 2 wedges and sugar. Muddle to release the lime juice.
- Add ice cubes, rum, and sparkling water.
- Stir and garnish with, you guessed it, a penis straw.
7. Juice and Soft Drinks
You don’t need to drink alcohol with a penis straw!
A “dry” party can be just as fun. Especially if someone is pregnant or doesn’t drink liquor.
Don’t forget, you can make virgin cocktails into mixed drinks. Plus, there’s nothing wrong with drinking your favorite juice or soft drink… with a penis straw!
Bachelorette Party Tips
Traditionally, the maid of honor plans or hosts the bachelorette party with the help of the rest of the bridesmaids. But if the bride wants to host herself, don’t stop her!
Are you going to have the weekend getaway or the night out on the town? Maybe a night in would be more suitable. Remember that this is for the bride and what the bride wants than what you would prefer.
Not the bride! Payment is simple. Each attendee in the bridal party pays their own way, plus chips in to cover the bride. This at least refers to food, beverages, and any extras like sashes, “bride tribe” hats, and penis straws. However, if the celebration is more than just a night out, it’s appropriate for the bride to pay for her own transportation and lodging.
What You Need?
Personalized collectibles are always a hit at these parties, no matter the destination or length. Tumblers, mugs, sashes, hats, shirts, a slipper set, and even lingerie are becoming increasingly popular.
Some parties are themed, like “White Trash Trailer Bash” or “Boozy Bitches Bridal Party”
And don’t forget the penis shaped decor, food, or games. Plus the “Bachelorette Party” banner.
From big, like a large blow up penis for decoration, to the penis ring toss, which is a classic bachelorette game, to the smallest party favors and touches, like penis shaped straws. Even printable games help get the party going. Anything to be ready for the party.
Silicone penis molds can make penis-shaped candy, chocolate, ice cubes, and even soap! Penis cookie cutters can make penis-shaped cookies, brownies, and even tortilla chips. These cooking tools don’t always need to be purchased new. You can sometimes add to cart a used version from eBay. Penis muffin anyone?